executiveproducerdickwolf:

a mother in ar

it was on the news this mroing

PHOTO
The language nerd in me is LOL’ing.
see cause defututa comes from the Latin futuere meaning to fuck so defututa means like she who has been fucked and it works on two levels

The language nerd in me is LOL’ing.

see cause defututa comes from the Latin futuere meaning to fuck so defututa means like she who has been fucked and it works on two levels

“ Where we’re going we don’t need no roads / With an ass like that you don’t need no clothes ”
— Five Words Long (thanks for NOT UNDERSTANDING FORMATTING, cellphone tumblr.)

I am so proud

ypaul:

of everyone that livetumbled Charlottes birthday party. WE HAVE LIVES.

Proof that tumblarity = actual popularity fo real.

aseablackwithink:

this tumblr brought to you by rj bentley’s filling station, the classiest bar in college park, maryland!

(jaren love is the genius behind this. the hardest i’ve laughed in a long time.)

This kid’s dad went to high school with my mom in Bumfuck, PA. The world is small and I love it.

“ Every day I’m tum-bl-in’
Every day I’m tum-bl-in’ ”
— Me, Charlotte’s friend, the classy broad from the internet

Livetumling aseablackwitjink’s birthday

executiveproducerdickwolf:

Just got approached by a cute girl who asked me if I was executiveproducerdickwplf


YES

SUP

ypaul:
“I am a classy broad!” -littleironies!
SUP

ypaul:

“I am a classy broad!” -littleironies!

SUP

Um, I love everything.