September 2009
39 posts
“Where we’re going we don’t need no roads / With an ass like that you...”
– Five Words Long (thanks for NOT UNDERSTANDING FORMATTING, cellphone tumblr.)
I am so proud
ypaul:
of everyone that livetumbled Charlottes birthday party. WE HAVE LIVES.
Proof that tumblarity = actual popularity fo real.
aseablackwithink:
this tumblr brought to you by...
“Every day I’m tum-bl-in’
Every day I’m tum-bl-in’”
– Me, Charlotte’s friend, the classy broad from the internet
Livetumling aseablackwitjink's birthday
executiveproducerdickwolf:
Just got approached by a cute girl who asked me if I was executiveproducerdickwplf
YES
SUP
Um, I love everything.
I’m R J Bently!
I realize Witness was just a movie, but the bathrooms at 30th Street Station still make me nervous.
it only comes but once a year
Halloween is the best of the holidays, because you don’t have to buy anyone presents and you get to wear a costume. I’m not a huge fan of the slut-tastic variety favored by so many other 19-year-old females, but I would still say I get pretty into it (cf. I am planning my costume now). I have a few good options so far.
Stupendous Man
Pros: Easily constructed, probably cheap assuming...
“Nancy Drew, in her original series, solved fifty-six mysteries, all apparently...”
– Floating Timeline at Wikipedia
My god, I have been lazy these past three months.
retcon thought
If the internet suddenly ceased to exist, I would probably read newspapers like a fiend.
EXPERIENCE THE IRONY →
my food consumption today has been exclusively...
For example:
Chocolate
Sun
Lead paint
The cool thing about being a huge bitch
filigree:
christinefriar:
is that you get emails from your bitch friends throughout the day about things like people from highschool who now have receding hairlines.
I was really drunk the other night, and thinking about how I shouldn’t be so much of a bitch, but then my best friend e-mailed me that a girl from our high school got really fat and I laughed and checked Facebook.
I was really...
true life: i have a massive crush on montreal
I would say I love it, but I think it’s too frantic an affection for that. This is the heart-squishing kind of crush where even its flaws make it incredibly endearing and exotic and worthy. Its bilingual signs, its streets of SAQs and sex shops and deps, its backyard mountain, its passersby who will yell “yehhh, frigiiiiid!” at me on the way to Tim Horton’s…I like...
No people around me shuffling beanbag pillows and camping pads, or taking shots and playing Mario Kart, or putting on nighties or talking about the internet or just existing in close proximity and breathing. How am I supposed to fall asleep like this?
Me: Contrary to popular belief,
Me: Contrary to popular belief, I am not stupid.
Dude: That belief is popular? I thought I was the only one!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recovery_position →
Dear David:
Thank you for Googling this last night. I recovered.
your friend, Blair
stardate: sunday, sept. 6, 8:25 PM
Shannon and I are drunk in her apartment. Life is not perfect, but it’s never been better.
“Someone loves you! Quelqu’un vous aime!”
– A bilingual message of encouragement I left on a used metro ticket inside a “swap box” near the Lower Field
lalalinz:
Nico - These Days
Uh, been in my head...
blair is shannon right now
shanlovesotters:
and she is drunk and happy in Montreal.
YES I AM
(for French Canadians: OUI JE SUIS)
Train 69 to Montreal. Heh.
Remember that $10 Canadian I held on to since spring break because I knew I would use it on this trip? Left that shit at home.
is one of kashi's seven whole grains crack?
Because this would explain how addictive GoLEAN Crunch! seems to be.
life lesson #4,457
You will never be able to guess the motivation behind another person’s writing. Not even when you think it’s obvious. Not even when you think you know.
“Be Buffy, not Bella.”