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The cool thing about being a huge bitch

filigree:

christinefriar:

is that you get emails from your bitch friends throughout the day about things like people from highschool who now have receding hairlines.

I was really drunk the other night, and thinking about how I shouldn’t be so much of a bitch, but then my best friend e-mailed me that a girl from our high school got really fat and I laughed and checked Facebook.

I was really drunk the other night, and kept prefacing statements with “I hate to judge, but…” only to have my friends correct me: “Bitch, you love to judge.”